ऑऐ ताड़ी पी कर सो गया क्या??..अब तो जाग जा....बच्चे बहुत परेशान हें....

I have appeared for Jharkhand Public Service Commission [JPSC] pre exam in 2006....mains in 2007...and interview and medical in 2008....can you see the frustrating duration between the various examination stages???.This was somewhat alright as compared to other state PCS examination where only exams are being conducted...no action on results..[one should remember Bhagvat Geeta.. कर्म करो ...फल की चिंता मत करो वत्स ...].
Now it is April 2008...JPSC is not bother about the final result.They are not able to visualise the mental trauma the aspirants are suffering [some candidly accept that their marriage depends on the result]...Even no body is attending the phone calls at JPSC......अरे भाई ताड़ी पी कर सो गये क्या???कुछ तो ख्याल करो बालकों का.....

PONDER OVER IT !!!!!

ऐ छोटू चाय ला !!!!

We usually heard this header of this article almost everyday without giving a little bit of thought.Even I became so habituated by this word that I use it indiscriminately without considering the age of the opponent [just as Bengali guys say "DADA" to everyone they meet....sometime even to kids]...Look friends,this is an endemic problems of our country to see "THESE NUMEROUS CHOTUS" here and there at every tea stall or Dhabas.The constitution of India though has provisions to ban these Chotus from working.Even the august parliament of India passed a legislation to ban the child labour in any form be it Dhabas,hotel,motel or domestics recently. But efforts are in vain.We should imagine the plight of these Chotus before ordering the tea.How many Chotus just like one at "ANIL CHAI WALA"..are serving throughout our country...it gives me pain [ONE ARTICLE ALREADY WRITTEN ON IT...PLEASE REFER THAT ONE TOO...].Few years back I met with one child who was mentally distorted.When I asked about him,he told his story.I shudder...he was treated like an obnoxious animal by an elegant lady [software pair in Delhi]...some time even he was chained and locked inside the house like a Dog.It should be treated strictly.All the law enforcement agencies must work to eradicate this menace from the society.For this to happen Civil society must come forward to help the enforcement agencies.Then only these plethora of "CHOTUS" can be saved.

A MEETING WITH A NAMESAKE OF A FAMOUS BOLLYWOOD ACTRESS

Today I met with a girl [as title suggests]....She is beautiful,intelligent and diligent [am I too kind??]....She lives with her elder sister....She is going to appear for UPSC interview with her sister very soon.....I came to know several of her qualities during conversation with her...I think she is having million $ smile [ so she will fetch 200 plus marks in interview definitely]....
Today I have a strong complained with God....He has taken her father back to HIS court so early...why some nice people faced so much difficulty in their life??...Though she is self sufficient and managing her expenses with a smile on her face....but I feel she should not be given this much pain.....Any way Her mother must be proud of her and her sister that both will appear for interview....I strongly wish for their success....Society should also come forward to help the needy one and stop criticizing and creating troubles for the brave girls of 21st century India.

MEDICAL AFTER UPSC INTERVIEW

I have very bad experience with medical team at LNJP Hospital, Delhi after UPSC interview.Since it was mandatory so I could not escape from it.It was simply harassment by the medical board [though some were very cooperative].They have started with lot of form filling [remember MUNNA BHAI'S OBJECTION ON FORM FILLING??] ...they have consumed several photographs too [so it was huge financial burden]....subsequently we were taken to for Eye checkup.Unfortunately I forget to carry medical prescription along with me.The lady doctor was very harsh [some Civil servant must had deceived her during her young age...I guess so] towards me and shouted as if she is doing any graet favour to me.
Afterwards we went to pathology with disgusting wastes in our hand [chhi...chhi..]....then blood pressure,ear and then X.ray......The in charge of X-ray team was pathetic...She took my photograph twice man....I even heard that she took more then six of an unfortunate soul [later on he was on medication]...[we have to take out our shirts...hey what about babes????you can guess...]...uptill now everything was fine...there was a call from medicine and ortho doctor...they have asked to do all filthy jobs like jumping like a monkey...walking on heel and toe...[what yaar???]...then we were taken to a side enclosed area...it was horrible...I frightened....He asked me to open my pant...[hey someone should come for rescue...].....then he did all unwanted thing and touched all unwanted material with bare hands [...by God]..that donkey must be enjoying those things [I feared for infectious disease]....that bastard was laughing too....[should we file "breach of privacy" appeal to Supreme Court]...then he asked me to turn sideways....I don't know what he want to see...[huh...is that one???...ooh..ooh..ooh]....finally we were allowed to wear our clothes....fortunately comity of doctors gave green signal too most of us...this way we were collectively raped from 9 am to 5 pm.....

IS ANYBODY LISTENING?

I want to make this blog user friendly and useful for new civil services aspirants.I was planning to have feed from diverse sources and from diverse optionals people so that it can rescue and advice all sorts of people.I have discussed with numerous friends but very few seems interested in my offer.Hey man why are you people so lazy.Come on man and do something for the people around us.I think I was unfortunate to not to have any "GODFATHER" before I ventured in to this field.I have learnt with trial and error.I am very empathetic to the newcomers.So,I request to all the sympathetic readers of this blog...Please come forward and share your interview experiences here on this blog and make some contributions to the society.Is any body listening?????

SEE THESE STUFF

MY UPSC INTERVIEW

I appeared for UPSC interview on 3rd April.It was the board of Mr. K Roy Paul with three other distinguished members [are they really??...I think so...]...They have started with My home state,Dravidian movement,Taiwan,etc.After the chairman,there was an obnoxious person [remember he is distinguished one] who started with Indian history and asked myriad of questions ranging from India to Mr. Hitler [he must have mistaken me with his relative..huh...am i looking like him....but I think he was very smart and brave too...I want to be so]....I was about to be sacrificed on the altar of Civil Services but some invisible power slapped on that obnoxious weed...suddenly he started asking about my precious Hobby Watching Theatre...[hey it was not fabricated OK...it was genuine].....I was at ease and replied patiently.Then It was the turn of Mr. Charley Chaplin [another obnoxious weed..looking like that famous man...but by god he was not having any trait like him..]...he challenged my intelligence and asked about highway development project,Satyendra dube issue,whistler blower act,Lokpal bill,etc....He was confused with my name with one famous sport personality [was he allright??....]...My interview was over with not very good note...they have asked me about the panga between Mr Leander Pace and Mr Mahesh Bhupati..[hey how can I know about their personal problem yaar...]....So it was like a disaster...They were not showing any emotions and ready to hang anybody who is in front of them...The even didn't spare me when I was exiting the room....Boss this my experience.I am inviting the comment from all of you and please vote on the poll...[but who knows my success will depend on those precious marks]....Now I am free and enjoying writing this blog.....

LIFE IS COFFEE

A group of alumni, highly established in their careers, got together to visit their old university professor. Conversation soon turned into complaints about stress in work and life. Offering his guests coffee, the professor went to the kitchen and returned with a large pot of coffee and an assortment of cups porcelain, plastic, glass, crystal, some plain looking, some expensive,some exquisite - telling them to help themselves to hot coffee. When all the students had a cup of coffee in hand, the professor said: "If you noticed, all the nice looking expensive cups were taken up, leaving behind the plain and cheap ones. While it is but normal for you to want only the best for yourselves, that is the source of your problems and stress. What all of you really wanted was coffee, not the cup, but you consciously went for the best cups and were eyeing each other's cups. Now if life is coffee, then the jobs, money and position in society are the cups. They are just tools to hold and contain Life, but the quality of Life doesn't change. Some times, by concentrating only on the cup, we fail to enjoy the coffee in it." Don't let the cups drive you...... Enjoy the coffee instead

comments:

Anonymous said...
hai manmauji bhau here. great piece on cup of life , ido feel same way u .Three cheers for life

ONE PARAGRAPH THAT EXPLAINS LIFE!

Arthur Ashe, the legendary Wimbledon player was dying of AIDS which he got due to infected blood he received during a heart surgery in 1983. From world over, he received letters from his fans, one of which conveyed: "Why does GOD have to select you for such a bad disease"? To this Arthur Ashe replied: "The world over -- 50 million children start playing tennis, 5 million learn to play tennis, 500,000 learn professional tennis, 50,000 come to the circuit, 5000 reach the grand slam, 50 reach Wimbledon, 4 to semi final, 2 to the finals, when I was holding a cup I never asked GOD 'Why me?'. And today in pain I should not be asking GOD 'Why me?' " "Happiness keeps you Sweet, Trials keep you Strong, Sorrow keeps you Human, Failure keeps you humble and Success keeps you glowing, but only Faith & Attitude Keeps you going...

ARE YOU " M.B.A." ??

I just returned from popular Adda.... I mean "Anil Chai Wala"...I met just few souls with their hairs in air [just like Dogs with curly hairs] eyeing on babes passing through the Road. There are also aunty and Bhabis too [I was also trying to hunt...].Suddenly one beautiful shape appeared in front of us...I thought IS SHE M.B.A.? [Married But Available]...at least I wish affirmatively [& so else too].
I think a large chunk of us [including babes] are M.B.A. in different sense.Some body may be Minor But Adult [M.B.A.][at least showing to be to get early advantages]....OR....some one may be Miser But affluent [M.B.A]. Thus at least we can be sure that we are already M.B.A....so no need to worry about going for another degree.But for a healthy relationship we must analyse ourselves and recognise our strength and weaknesses else we will be known as another type of M.B.A. i.e. Mediocre But Arrogant.

NOTE THE DOUBLE STANDARDS OF "THE HINDU"

I hope everybody has gone through today's news paper specially THE HINDU. If we compare the news items of this paper with other news papers then double standards of The Hindu can be noticed.I am indicating the news related with ongoing disturbances in Tibbet. while other news papers have covered this news from myriads of angles, the so called paper of the elites and civil services aspirants has published only one article with one photograph on the front page.Had it been any news with Amirican involvement then it would have pulished numerous articles with editorial with candour [though it is Sunday today]. Do you know why???
I tell you it is because this paper follows communist ideology so strongly that whatever China or any communist country will do it will not see any problem with that [I am not the supporter of USA too ...it is Neutral views man...]. WE must speak against this hypocracy of this so called reputed news paper.

AN INSENSITIVE FEMALE DOCTOR AT BLOOD DONATION CAMP IN RAJINDER NAGAR

Yesterday there was a blood camp in Rajinder Nagar arranged by Lion's club and AIIMS.I happened to pass from the road and saw the van and decided to let my blood out for noble cause.Though there was an early campaign through banner was made but I haven't heed it that time [another example of serendipity??].I filled the form with very cooperative and motivating staff who even offered me bananas and fruity.I entered in to van and found babes and brave guys lying on the beds [Hey..only for noble cause...you dirty mind???].
When I was lying it was around 3pm.The doctors [including that female babe doc..uhh..not beautiful] seems tired and decided to close their camp.But owing to the huge response from brave future civil servant [....is not this statement an oxymoron???] they decided to continue.But that not so ugly babe doc was reluctant and smiled sarcastically on the response shown by we brave human being with all sorts of humanities [though I don't feel any great humanness in donating blood....it should be natural because it's formation is not regulated by us and also we are not quite aware how it forms (despite studying biology for long for civil service exam).....I don't feel any proud while pissing which also forms without my knowledge and no information how it forms???] .I felt very bad about her gesture.She must show some respect to the students who lined up without any offer of materialistic gains.

Serendipity...serendipity...serendipity???

I always bewildered on the front of planning for any moment or even for my life.I have seen few of my friends with meticulous planning about everything they do [or even think;some even have planned till the last breath] . I wondered how it is possible to plan so elaborately when even you are not sure about the coming seconds.So far,when I look back into my life I found my achievements as a mere case of serendipity.Things are just happening as if somebody else has planned for me [or may have decided my destiny already...i think i would have enjoyed my life much more if i will know my already fixed destiny...simply no tension] .
In this sequence yesterday night I got the result of Rajasthan PCS Pre positively [look another case of serendipity].I was not expecting it due to bad performance in general study paper as it contained more than 78% questions from Rajasthan state only [Why commission allows outsiders then??].
I feel ,though meticulous planning is possible with slight effort but it is not the cup of tea for all and I belong to later category.I am enjoying the state of planlessness and ofcourse serendipity.
Today afternoon or coming Monday,I am waiting for another case of serendipity[IAS mains result is going to come].

एक मित्र के द्वारा भेजा गया उपदेश; आप भी पढो

A holy man was having a conversation with the Lord one day and said,'Lord, I would like to know what Heaven and Hell are like.

'The Lord led the holy man to two doors.

He opened one of the doors and the holy man looked in. In the middle ofthe room was a large round table. In the middle of the table was a largepot of stew, which smelled delicious and made the holy man's mouthwater.

The people sitting around the table were thin and sickly. They appearedto be famished.

They were holding spoons with very long handles that were strapped totheir arms and each found it possible to reach into the pot of stew andtake a spoonful. But because the handle was longer than their arms, theycould not get the spoons back into their mouths.

The holy man shuddered at the sight of their misery and suffering.

The Lord said, 'You have seen Hell.

'They went to the next room and opened the door. It was exactly the sameas the first one.

There was the large round table with the large pot of stew which madethe holy man's mouth water. The people were equipped with the samelong-handled spoons, but here the people were well nourished and plump,laughing and talking. The holy man said, 'I don't understand.

'It is simple,' said the Lord. 'It requires but one skill. You see theyhave learned to feed each other, while the greedy think only ofthemselves.'

THE RASCAL LAND LORDS IN RAJINDER NAGAR

There is a huge gulf between demand and supply of good and affordable houses for civil service aspirants in this area.It provides the huge opportunity to all rascals and greedy land lords to exploit poor students.Since preparation for civil service became a national pass time,a large chunk of aspirants are joining each year.This further aggravates room crunch.The room rents have increased up to Rs 5000/- per room [water bill and power bills extra, so far no O2 bill otherwise it will also add].Few so called kind landlords waive off water bill and repeat this kindness in front as if they have performed "अस्वमेगहा यज्ना".These rascals can go upto any extent to earn money.Even some of my not so closed friends told that even land lord's famale movable assets are also available on rent [though he doesn't have any documented proof for this claim but I wish it is true...Am I so angry with them??].There has to be so concerted effrot by IT department to raid on these Rascals for service tax.

PETTY SOOD BOOK STORE & ^^^ HE^^^

Sood Book Store is an oldest book stall in Rajinder Nagar catering the needs of Civil Service Aspirants and those who requires guidance for the same [Though he always tried to influence new kids on the bloc to maximise his sails]. I bewildered how he manages with that size of a pigeon hole and influences successfully to even clever Babes.Mr Sood has a characterstic posture through which he tries to maintain his position in the highly competitive market where another shop adjacent to his always spreads net to catch atleast Babes.It is now a universal truth[you can even tell your kids just like 'Sun rises in East'] that SOOD NEVER LAUGHS HE ONLY OBLIGE YOU WITH THE MOVEMENT OF HIS NECK.
But this is not a problem dear.The problem is ^^^HE^^^.I am using this special character to indicate another boook seller to mark his unique traits.He is the dirtiest,foolest and 'obnoxious weed' in real sense.He hates all those who visited Mr. Sood. Somebody must rise to the occassion and tell that 'weed' to behave responsibly with future bureaucrat to sustain in the market.I even recommend the sealing of his shop [Am I too harsh? Am I promoting monopoly for Sood?then he will definitely exploit all of us because Sood is also not very gentle] by MCD worker.I welcome the readers to share their experiences with ^^^HIM^^^.

COMMENTS:

Anonymous said...
yaar u r observing n narrating the things very nicely,ur observation r rite ,HE doesnot knows how to sell in this competitive world.